Thursday, May 03, 2007

Buttered Cigarettes, Salt Sandwiches, Raw Bacon

It's an old article, I realize, but WOW.

Though maybe, that poor woman should've noticed something was up before gaining a full 100 pounds?


Murchie said...

We once got a 911 call for an old woman who had suddenly stopped talking on the phone, screamed the ambulance up on her lawn, hit the air horn, sledgehammered the door, and searched the whole house in the dark, screaming "FIRE DEPARTMENT".

Found her splayed unconscious in a 3rd floor bedroom at which point she jerked awake, and once we had finished screaming and pointing at one another, apologized, as she had taken an Ambien, and "those things really knock you out."