Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Too Many Rihannas!

Rihanna is the Will Smith of music*:



*Yes, I realize Will Smith also makes music. What I mean is, Rihanna is to summer songs what Will Smith is to July 4th**.

**In case this still isn't clear for those of you who were born in the past three years, every summer, there'd be a blockbuster summer movie starring Will Smith that came out on July 4th and would be a huge hit. So big, in fact, that Will Smith declared himself the king of summer. Rihanna, for the last three summers, has released huge summer singles: "Pon de Replay," "SOS," and now "Umbrella," which despite the ridiculous subject matter*** will be a huge hit that will blast everywhere this summer****.

***Umbrellas.

****Jokes are much funnier if you give all the back-story, right?

1 comments:

Jerell said...

I refuse to count Men in Black II and I Robot as blockbuster films.

Rihanna, Beyonce-lite, without the "ba-donka-donk".