Doesn't Fingerpainting...

...sound a whole lot like fingerbanging?

It does. And in case you didn't realize it, I just totally ruined that word for you. Just as it was ruined for me. Months ago.

That's right. Months. And it doesn't fade away, my friend. Not ever.

So years from now? When that innocent little five-year-old tugs at your pant leg, offering an adorably messy fingerpainting she made in art class that afternoon? Guess what you're gonna think of.

Congratulations! You're a horrible person and you didn't even know it!