Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The New Name For Williamsburg

The new name for the neighborhood of Williamsburg is "Abraham Lincoln's Meatloaf."

I invented this name.

I'm not going to explain how this name came about. You should just embrace it.

Or, if you really need to know how the new name for Williamsburg originated before embracing it fully, please state your inquiry in the comments section.

I might respond, but I might not. The hell with you, you should just embrace it.