How I Know I've Moved to Brooklyn

- I'm sitting in a coffee shop checking my e-mail on my laptop.

- Everybody else is also checking their e-mail on their laptops.

- There's a group of three young mothers typing up plans for their pot-luck dinner on their laptops.

- There's a father slowly rocking his baby in a carriage while working on his laptop.

- The Shins is playing on the sound system.

I'm totally kidding, by the way. No coffee shop would be playing The Shins on their sound system. That's so two years ago.