What's more wrong:
- Me putting a posting on Craigslist saying that I would give one dude a handjob for a million dollars, and then not following through.
or
- Me putting a posting on Craigslit saying that I would give one dude a handjob for a million dollars, following through, and then the dude not giving me a million dollars.
Let's assume in both cases that there's no way I'm capable of giving a million dollar handjob.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Hypothetical #1
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The second is worse. Sure, you might have had a taker for the hand job, but if you didn't follow through, no harm, no foul. No money was received.
In the second scenario, you followed up on the promise of a hand job, and the guy didn't give you what you agreed on as the price. Seriously, regardless of the quality of said hand job, there's an agreement that the guy broke. And there's only one place this can lead: Court.
And that case would be something I'd be willing to see on daytime TV.
Man, that's definitely the most times I've ever written hand job.
Or the insensitivity of your hypotheticals?
One word: Stumpjob
That handless eunuch's got some balls. And a modified keyboard, apparently.
I would also venture that's there no such thing as a million dollar handjob, period.
MAYBE there's such a thing as a million dollar blowjob, but I'd doubt that as well.
You just aren't using your imagination. What if I covered my hand in black truffle infused caviar?
......it's still YOUR hand
no thank you
Champagne wishes and caviar handjob dreams.
Yep, that doesn't sound better.
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