AVRIL SMASH!!!

Speaking of living in terror, I feel sorry for the residents of Napanee, who will someday be eaten or stepped on by a 300 foot tall Avril Lavigne.

RAHH!!!
I ATE A SK8ER BOI
I SAID EAT YOU LATER BOI
RAHHH!!!

I also feel sorry for Avril, who will have a hard time going on tour to promote her new album, given her gigantic size. I guess she'll only be playing outdoor venues.