Our nice new web service comes with a more comprehensive stats package. Which means I get to find out exactly where people are finding our web site, which is something we should have had previously, which is why we left our previous web service the end.
Particularly hilarious are the web searches that led people to click through to the website. Herewith, the current Top 20 searches that have led people to ElephantLarry.com, from highest to lowest, with small comments by me:
1. elephant larry
Okay, good so far.
2. lindsay lohan
3. ashton kutcher
Gah! This explains why the "Lindsay Lohan is Hot" Feature, and the "Where Are They Now" feature with Ashton Kutcher are the most viewed features on our page.
4. george washington
5. george washington clip art
This is also from the "Where Are They Now" Feature. Although, who actually searches out clip art?
6. lindsay lohan hot
7. 247 nyc restaurant
8. chris and larry comedy
We always knew Chris and Larry would start their own group.
9. famous duo comedy sketches
10. 2in boca luppo
11. lindsay lohan i decide
What does that even mean? I decide what? I feel like that should have a comma, maybe?
12. switching bodies
13. wardrobe malfunctions
"Oh man, dude, did you hear about Janet Jackson on the Superbowl? I have to show you this picture," said tweleve months too late guy.
14. yankees stadium
15. animal fight win gorilla bear
16. bibliography of lindsay lohan
That's probably right next to the Copyright Page of Natalie Portman.
17. big hooters
Its nice to see that people are interested in what Stefan has been up to. Ba-dum-chick!
18. birthday
19. blood
ElephantLarry.com: Your number nineteen source for all things blood.
20. comedic websites
Oh good. Number 20.
On another note, I want to point out that since we've redone the top of the webpage, for the first time in Elephant Larry history, Chris and I are tied for most clicked on members of the group. Eat that, other members of the group except for Chris!
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Fun With Web Searches
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6 comments:
I'm concerned that Lindsay Lohan fans do not have a direct enough pathway to our website.
Jesus Christ.
If you do a search for Elephant Laddy on google images - you guys dont show up until like the 3rd page - but some freakin plastic lizard shows up pretty early on - what gives?
What the hell does "2in boca luppo" mean?
I refuse to do a google search for 2in boca luppo.
In Boca Luppo was a restaurant review that Geoff wrote... I don't know how the 2 got in there, probably somebody typoing during a google search.
I become more and more disturbed about the person searching for "blood" on the internet with each passing hour.
Your Honor, the prosecution raises some valid and salient points, but animal fight win gorilla bear.
I rest my case.
-SD
I'd like to vote SD's comment for some sort of comment award. Like a Commentie or a Commie or something.
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