Thursday, December 23, 2004

Merry Christmas, you horrible heathens

So I was looking for appropriate Christmas links for some sort of cheery holiday post, when I found this anti-Christmas site, where the celebration of Christmas is condemned as "spiritual adultery." In fact, Jesus is "highly offended at your whorish ways."

If you go a few paragraphs down on the page, there's a great thing about how Jesus didn't look like "an effeminate hippie." And if you click on it, you get to another page detailing common misconceptions about Jesus' appearance. For instance, I was laboring under the illusion that Jesus had blue eyes, whereas he actually had/has "eyes of fire." In addition, I used to think that his "main activity" was sleeping, but now I know that he spends most of his time "judging and making war." This is a crazy, crazy warrior Jesus whose garments are not white but RED WITH BLOOD.

Awesome.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

this site would be perfect if they had just given us an artist's rendering of their "kick ass" jesus. white hair, eyes of fire, with the face of a "terrible judge"...maybe malcolm macdowell in one of his later works?

-jake

Geoffrey said...

Now I want Stefan to create Warrior Jesus.