Good grief, can Geoff just stop writing funny stuff that gets published by McSweeneys for, like, three seconds?
Play-by-Play of Classic Sports Rivalries If the Team Names Actually Represented the Combatants. And Also, Instead of Playing the Sport, They're Fighting to the Death.
Side-note: We made a huge group trip to the McSweeneys Pirate Supply Store at 826 Valencia on Sunday. It was awesome.
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Geoff on McSweeneys... AGAIN.
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My favorite part was the bin of lard.
Fantastic piece. Damn you for making actually check who writes those things.
Titles of Pieces I've Had Rejected from McSweeney's:
* An Open Letter to Two Wading Pools.
* Crimes Alleged by James Brown in the Song "The Payback."
* Transuranium Element, or Black, Tarry Substance That Is Found in a Newborn's Rectum?
Speaking of which, way too steer clear of the "Browns As Poop" analogy, fitting though it may be.
SD
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