So. I know you. You're that guy in the Escalade. Or the Ford Excursion. For whom nothing is big enough. You eat Hummers for breakfast and poop out Navigators. You need the biggest, most bad-ass vehicle on the goddamn road. And fairly obviously, your next "car" will be one of THESE.
Ashton Kutcher already owns one. Presumably for his heavy construction sideline. Or for all that lumber he likes to bring home for Demi.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Well, THIS is totally unnecessary
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I like how their slogan ("POSSIBLY TOO MUCH TRUCK...") allows for the possiblity that they might be overdoing it...
I agree. i like how it allows for the possibility that they might be overdoing it(so there's some semblance of a conscience) but even better it also allows for the answer, "it's not too much truck for ME" (thus also appealing to those who have no conscience in terms of conspicuous consumption))
Psh. Like that's a problem.
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