Monday, February 28, 2005

The Kids' Book of Insults

New Feature on the website:

Actual Selections From The Kids' Book of Insults

A) I found this book the other day... Don't know where I got it from.
B) Everything in this feature is copied, verbatim, from the book.
C) Any copyright problems, please e-mail me, Todd Strasser, and I'm happy to take it down. You can check out Mr. Strasser's website at, which I heartily recommend doing after you've read the Feature.


christopher said...

There are some serious logical and philosophical implications to this one: "your brother's so dumb he lost his mind and didn't notice."

Anonymous said...

Y2K-9: The dog who saved the world

It's a few hours before New Year's Eve, 1999.

The New Millennium is about to begin.

While the world prepares to celebrate, a madman plans to bring the country to its knees.

Only special agent Byte Barkley can stop him.


The Y2K book only Todd Strasser could write.

WARNING: Time and toilet paper are running out!

I wish I were making that up.