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Daily Show slash fiction. I guess it had to happen someday?

Jon Stewart & Anderson Cooper:

"They were all hot and bothered by that smoldering New Year's cap you were donning before, Mr. Cooper. It didn't take much convincing on my part. I hope your dignity is not the only thing that'll be stripped away tonight," Jon murmurs, raising his lips to meet Anderson's for a kiss. He moans softly as their tongues meet, having been separated from Jon for far too long. Reaching his arms up, Anderson entangles his fingers into Jon's hair.

Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Paul Dinello:

"Don't go playing with yourself yet," Paul warns. More shuffling in the background; Jon sighs but stops himself, knowing that Paul is to be obeyed, and certainly doesn't mind it. "Stephen's almost done, then he's going to suck my dick."

Ack! Via Wonkette.