Cumming Soon

I'm on a gay roll today. Alan Cumming is... You know what, I have no idea what word to continue this sentence with:

Alan Cumming is coming out with...
Alan Cumming is releasing...
Alan Cumming is gaysexblarghblufgaduh...

There's a cologne with Alan Cumming's name on it. There you go. Except its called "CUMMING the fragrance," and will soon be joined by products called:

- Cumming Clean
- Cumming Off Buff
- Cumming All Over

It also has the most insane pictures of Alan Cumming ever taken:


Check it out here... I think Defamer said it best: "He’s creating scents and accompanying beauty products that are completely resistant to satire."

Cheers to you, Father of the Mask. Well played!

Via Defamer.