Symptoms include:
1) Lungs clogged with gunk
2) Tiredness (though I don't FEEL tired. My eyes are tired, possibly from gunky sinuses)
And that's it. I've actually felt pretty productive as I've had it, just mildly inconvenienced. One other clue though: I've felt this way ever since landing in San Fran, when my ears wouldn't pop. Now they pop incessantly. Huh?
Thursday, February 03, 2005
What Disease Do I Have?
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Any grotesque enlargenment of your Johnson?
Addressing comments in order:
-No...
-Thanks Mon! I will take your advice, despite my lack of affinity for taking anything for anything cold-like. I realize that that is irrational. But it's just how I am, BABY.
-That's a good idea, Allen. Does anyone have some disgusting, disgusting onions and heinous mustard?
Good news, Geoff! That sounds remotely like what I'm sick with!
Except I actually feel tired constantly too.
I suggest you and I take a trip to Dr. Monica together. Then maybe Dr. Mary can design some soothing costumes for us. And then Dr. Marni can prescribe some fake-breaking-up-with-Alex. Which is very good for unclogging the lungs or something.
from the desk of dr. marni:
fake breaking up is no good for congestion. that's why it's real 100% of the time.
screw you, jerf & geoff.
Screw you too Marni! lol!
Ha! LOL!!!
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