Onion Princess

I find that more and more often, I turn directly to the Onion AV Club, rather than the paper itself. Not that the main part of The Onion is bad, just the AV Club is pretty the best arts coverage available today.

Anyway, this made me cackle, from their review of "Ice Princess::

"The plot wants to tap directly into the daydreams and parental conflicts of pre-teen girls. If it does well, look for sequels like Pony Princess, Wearing Make-Up To 6th Grade Princess, and Marrying Adam Brody Princess."

I also really enjoyed this, but for very different reasons.