Compulsive Thoughts

I just had a doozy the other day as I was illegally crossing the street. I had crossed just as a cab sped past, so that I felt it brush my bag slightly. My brain then went through this series of events:

-my bag latches onto some bike rack on the back of a car
-I get dragged by my bag, scraping up my entire body as I'm thrown out of control
-the car, finally realizing that I am there, stops
-the driver of the car behind us is too paralyzed with wonder to stop
-my head gets splooshed like a grape between the rear and front bumpers of the two cars

I think that this is the worst thing I've ever thought.