Can it just be luck that the weather has turned warm? I think not, for it is time for the day we all wait for. The holiday that trumps Christmas, New Year's, and Groundhog's Day combined. It is... FREE CONE DAY!!!
Do you have a Ben & Jerry's Scoop Shop near you? Well, if so, head down between Noon and 8:00pm to pick up your free ice cream cone, and delight in its milky pleasures!
A word of warning, my friend. If you should be so bold as to travel to yon ice cream shoppe, make sure to plan a lot of extra time. Peeps be forming long lines, yo.
Find a Scoop Shop on Ben&Jerrys.com, or Raise a Flavor From the Graveyard. Yipes.
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Free Cone Day!
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how much do i love ben & jerry's? enough that i have signed up for their online newsletter, "chunkmail", and become an official "chunk spelunker". i kid you not. besides having a very sexy title, i received - in the mail - yesterday - a cupon for a free pint of ice cream, and a keychain tag entitling me to 10% off any scoop shop purchase.
that's right - enjoy your line waiting and free cone, suckahs, i'm gonna be eating a free pint! while exploring caves!
~m
Caves, huh? I think Chunk Spelunker means something entirely different than you think it does.
so long as it means free ice cream...
~m
ben & jerry's is a markedly inferior product. sorry. it just aint natural. those additives can be tasted. it's creaminess is artificial. as it melts it separates. the clever assortment of flavors is a marketing ploy to divert your attention.
screw you, anonymous.
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