When technology finally reaches the point where corporal intangibility is accessible to everyone, the greatest application will definitely be the new phase-through dog leashes. This way, owners won’t get so frustrated when their dogs unknowingly walk on the other side of a tree and the leash gets all caught and stuck. Instead, with a press if the CI-Enabling-Button, the leash will just phase through the solid tree, and both dog and master can continue on their happy dog-walking way. No more wasteful backtracking and unnecessary canine abuse! One step closer to tecno-utopia!
The phase-through soccer balls will be cool too.
Friday, May 06, 2005
Corporal Intangibility
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jeez, a kitty pryde themed post right next to a time-travel themed post...what is this, "days of future past" day?
-jake
I'm more interested in this Corporal Intangibility. What are his hopes? His dreams? Why can't he finally get that promotion beyond Corporal? No one can quite put a finger on it.
I wonder if anyone is actually gonna read this comment.
Corporal Intangibility is actually quite the capable leader. Unfortunately, it's Seargeant Shoots-Fireballs-With-His-Eyes that's been stalling his advancement.
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