Exchange I've Had Four Times Already In The Past Hour

Me: Good morning!

Them: Hi.

Me: How was your weekend?

Them: Good. Not long enough!

Me: Yup.

Them: Can't wait till the 4th of July!

Me: Right. So instead of trying to make the most out of each and every day, you've decided to pathetically countdown the days until one measly day off during which you're probably just going to watch TV during anyway?

Them: You're fired.

Those last two lines I made up.