Wednesday, May 11, 2005

What's More Horrible?

1) Going to a bar, meeting a hot girl, having her buy you a drink, and next thing you know, you're in a bathtub full of ice, your back hurts, and it turns out one of your kidneys has been stolen.

2) Going to a bar, meeting a hot girl, having her buy you a drink, and next thing you know, you're in a bathtub full of kidneys. But other than that, you're totally fine.

I'm going to go with, initially #2, long term, #1.

3 comments:

christopher said...

In scenario #2, does she steal my ice?

Anonymous said...

i'm going with #3 -waking up dead in a tub full of other dudes she's killed. no ice.

Anonymous said...

3) Going to a bar, meeting a hot girl, having her buy you a drink, and next thing you know, you're married, living in Hoboken, have three teenagers hopped up on meth, and you post comments on blogs to amuse yourself.