Donut Sandwiches, Part 2

I was very, very close to ordering a cheddar cheese sandwich on a donut today.

I think the thing I need to decide is:

A) I want to eat cheese on a donut (Cheese Sandwich, Egg & Cheese Sandwich)

B) I want to make the guys behind the counter do a double take.

C) I get the idea of a joke in my head, and I can't get it out until I go through with it.

It definitely is some combination of the three. But if it turns out that "A" is the biggest reason, I may as well buy a box of donuts and try it at home.

More on this story, as it develops.