Monday, July 11, 2005

The Fantastic Four


I just want it to be known that I went to see "The Fantastic Four" knowing full well that it was going to suck. And suck it did. I wanted to see "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" but noooooo, Pat-Pat wanted to see "The Fantastic Four." At least he liked it.

Honestly, as bad as it was, if it's ever on HBO or something, check it out. The special effects are decent and the lines they give Michael Chiklis are so embarassingly bad it's almost amusing. Like he punches Dr. Doom at one point and says "I've certainly been waiting to do THAT for a long time." And all you can think is "Michael Chiklis! That's clearly too long to be cool! Cut it down! Make a command decision! Please!" But it is not to be.

But yeah. Bad movie.