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I really thought we were past this. Aren't we were supposed to be friends with France again? Didn't Bush meet with Chirac or something? Jeez. It wouldn't bug me so much, but I took seven years of French class. Now you're telling me I'm supposed to hate them? Make up your mind!

By the way, get well London. I was just kidding yesterday.