Friday, July 22, 2005

Interaction On Street Just Now

Lady Affiliated With North Shore Animal League, Wanting Money: You look like a dog person!

Me: Nope.

LAWNSAL,WM: Well have you heard about the North Shore Animal League?

Me: Sorry about it.


Me: (nothing. Walks away more quickly)

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Anonymous said...

LAWNSAL,WM: What if I said there were some Conan tix in it for you?

Keanu: I'm not just a dog person, I'm a DOG STAR, and don't you ever forget it! You're not from around here are you?

Anonymous said...

The barkers on 42nd street always get me tongue-tied. Them, "Hey, do YOU like comedy." Me, trying to scurry away, "Sorry." Them, "What!? You're SORRY you don't like comedy." Me, feeling ashamed to have implied that repeat "I'm sorry." Them, "What's wrong with you?"