Friday, August 05, 2005

Florida Sports Fan Sentenced To Death

I think what I like most about this article is how vague it is.

Her: Honey, let's snuggle!

Him: No! I'm trying to watch sports on television!

Sports? Who says they're watching "sports"? As a "sports fan" I am a bit more specific when watching my sports. I would assume he was watching a specific sport, rather than flipping between baseball, NBA and the World Series of Poker. But who knows how homicidal maniacs truly work.

Best quote, courtesy of the judge: "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."