Thursday, August 11, 2005

Lilo & Stitch 2

Just passed by a poster for the Direct-to-DVD sequel, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch. Which made me wonder, "Hey, how'd they come up with the idea for this movie?"

I'd have to imagine it went something...



Studio Executives are sitting around in Disney conference room. Boss enters.

Boss: All right, boys. We need some Direct-to-DVD sequel ideas. Any thoughts?

Exec #1: Bambi 2?

Exec #2: Lion King 1 & 3/4?

Exec #3: Lilo & Stitch 2?

Boss: Already done it, never gonna do it, and... Wait, what did you say?

Exec #3: Lilo & Stitch 2.

Boss: Lilo & Stitch... (Thinks for a moment.) What's the pitch?

Exec #3: Stitch has a glitch?

Boss: A glitch?

Exec #3: Caused by a witch.

Boss: A witch? A witch? What a terrible bitch!

(Everybody laughs.)

Boss: Hold on a moment. What's the niche?

Exec #3: A comedy for tweens, that's the niche!

Boss: What a niche! It'll be bigger than "Hitch!"

Exec #2: We'll all be rich!

Exec #1: Good work, Mitch!

Exec #3: My name is Joshua. I've worked with you for five fucking years. Why the FUCK can't you get my name right. Jesus Christ. I fucking hate this place.



Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the Muppets Take Manhattan, you know, when Kermit takes up with that frog group with the rhyming names who all say "Hrmmmmmmm" a lot?

Bill the Frog: I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.
Gil the Frog: Would you like something from the grill, Jill?
Jill the Frog: No, meat makes me ill, Gil.

Hee hee. Rhyming is funny.