Just passed by a poster for the Direct-to-DVD sequel, Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch. Which made me wonder, "Hey, how'd they come up with the idea for this movie?"
I'd have to imagine it went something...
like...
this:
Studio Executives are sitting around in Disney conference room. Boss enters.
Boss: All right, boys. We need some Direct-to-DVD sequel ideas. Any thoughts?
Exec #1: Bambi 2?
Exec #2: Lion King 1 & 3/4?
Exec #3: Lilo & Stitch 2?
Boss: Already done it, never gonna do it, and... Wait, what did you say?
Exec #3: Lilo & Stitch 2.
Boss: Lilo & Stitch... (Thinks for a moment.) What's the pitch?
Exec #3: Stitch has a glitch?
Boss: A glitch?
Exec #3: Caused by a witch.
Boss: A witch? A witch? What a terrible bitch!
(Everybody laughs.)
Boss: Hold on a moment. What's the niche?
Exec #3: A comedy for tweens, that's the niche!
Boss: What a niche! It'll be bigger than "Hitch!"
Exec #2: We'll all be rich!
Exec #1: Good work, Mitch!
Exec #3: My name is Joshua. I've worked with you for five fucking years. Why the FUCK can't you get my name right. Jesus Christ. I fucking hate this place.
THE END
1 comments:
Reminds me of the Muppets Take Manhattan, you know, when Kermit takes up with that frog group with the rhyming names who all say "Hrmmmmmmm" a lot?
Bill the Frog: I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.
Gil the Frog: Would you like something from the grill, Jill?
Jill the Frog: No, meat makes me ill, Gil.
Hee hee. Rhyming is funny.
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