I tell ya, when you are walking down the street holding a baseball bat on your way to/from your first softball game of the year, all you can think of is what you want you could be hitting as hard as you can! For example:
-light posts!
-headlights!
-windshields!
-anything made out of glass!
-people! (not in the face...I pictured that, no good. Probably the gut.)
-pregnant people! (worst one)
-fruit!
-garbage cans!
-garbage!
-trees! (probably the least satisfying target)
-dogs!
Just so you know, I didn't actually hit any of these things.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Compulsive Thoughts
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I think it's safe to say this blogspammer has effectively pre-empted any and all conversation about hitting things with baseball bats.
Were you successful in hitting the softball?
I do the same thing with my tripod!
Is that worse? Because you're not SUPPOSED to hit anything with your tripod?
Answer: Yes.
If by "hit" you mean "ground to the left-side twice," then yes. I reached safely both times however, on an error and an infield hit.
Also, when I said I didn't actually hit any of those things? I was lying. I hit three pregnant women!
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