Identity Interception

To N.F.L. Players, Imitation Isn't a Form of Flattery at All

I just want to say that this is one of the saddest things I've ever heard of. Why can't people just be confident in themselves and say who they truly are when hitting on girls?

Then again, I've never had that problem. I'm Phil Simms.

UPDATE!: I'm not really Phil Simms. I'm actually President William Howard Taft.