Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Firth Avenue

I think it would be really neat if we renamed "First Avenue," "Firth Avenue," after handsome and charming British actor, Colin Firth.

I also think it would be really neat if Firth Avenue was terrorized by monstrous hairy black spiders with Colin Firth's face.

So in essence, going shopping on Firth Avenue would seem like a nice idea, until you got there, and then... The giant spiders get you. On the other hand, they'd be TERRIBLY sorry that they caught you and stuck you in their web.

Discussion Topic:
Would it be possible to contain Giant Mutant Spiders to one Avenue in New York City, preferably in the East Village area?

2 comments:

Chris S. said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

doy.