A: ‘Cause it can!
I always thought this joke was funny. Especially when people just ask it rhetorically, like they’re trying to prove a point. That’s great.
It’s customary, as a dude, just after telling or hearing this joke, to spend the next five minutes hi-fiving other dudes and saying, “Yeah! That dog’s got the right idea! I mean, any creature that can lick its own balls would obviously do it ALL THE TIME. I bet millions of dogs just die from licking their balls all day instead of eating or sleeping or anything! YEAH!”
But, having thought about it, I don’t think I like this joke anymore.
You see, last night I realized: if I were somehow suddenly granted the magical ability to bend over and lick my own balls, I don’t think I would do it.
Why?
Because I have absolutely no desire to lick my own balls.
That’s right, I said it! I’m a dude who doesn’t want to lick his balls all day. Sure, maybe that makes me gay or something, but I’m sticking to it. Stupid joke.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Q: Why Does A Dog Lick Its Balls?
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Well there we are. Line forms behing Alex.
It’s customary, as a dude, just after telling or hearing this joke, to spend the next five minutes hi-fiving other dudes...
Hi-fiving? Or the new hotness hi-fiving?
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wouldn't it just be another way to masturbate? Like, "wow, both my arms are tired. I guess I better stop masturba.... oh wait! there's another option! awesome!"
If I could suck my own vag without it being really uncomfortable, I totally would. That would be pretty sweet.
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