Wednesday, December 21, 2005

The Chronicles Of Narnia

This movie was almost saved from total Fneh-dom by its sheer ludicrousness at certain points. But not quite. Fneh.

Also, let me just say, trying not to give away too much, that I refuse to believe that polar bears would associate with pure evil in any way, much less by pulling its armored chariot.

2 comments:

christopher said...

I bet they're actually born good, but turn evil after you piledrive them.

Anonymous said...

Regular bears: get their nourishment by licking their honey-covered paws

Polar bears: get their nourishment by waiting patiently next to a hole in the ice for a cute baby seal to pop up looking for its mother, and then crushing the seal's head in its vice-like jaws.