Last winter, while waiting in line for a morning cup of coffee, there were two construction workerish dudes standing in front of me. I can't guarantee their names were actually Joe and Bob, but I can guarantee they had the following conversation:
Joe: Hey, what you want?
Bob: I was thinking about getting a mocha.
Joe: ...
Bob: What?
Joe: Are you a fucking faggot?
For the record, let it be known that I have enjoyed five goddamn Starbucks Peppermint Mochas in the last 72 hours.
Fucking Faggotdom, I embrace thee.
Friday, December 09, 2005
Good Thing Peppermint Is Really Manly
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for the record, chris has completely RUINED 3 bathrooms in the past 68 hours
Nuh-uh. BLESSED.
He was getting a grande kick in the nuts.
At least, he will get one if I ever meet him.
Actually, it wasn't even in a Starbucks. We were waiting outside a coffee truck. It was a bright orange colored truck though.
But then again, I don't know if orange is considered femininey. Marybee?
Orange - not necessarily feminine, nor masculine. i have spoken.
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