Friday, December 09, 2005

Good Thing Peppermint Is Really Manly

Last winter, while waiting in line for a morning cup of coffee, there were two construction workerish dudes standing in front of me. I can't guarantee their names were actually Joe and Bob, but I can guarantee they had the following conversation:

Joe: Hey, what you want?

Bob: I was thinking about getting a mocha.

Joe: ...

Bob: What?

Joe: Are you a fucking faggot?


For the record, let it be known that I have enjoyed five goddamn Starbucks Peppermint Mochas in the last 72 hours.

Fucking Faggotdom, I embrace thee.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

for the record, chris has completely RUINED 3 bathrooms in the past 68 hours

christopher said...

Nuh-uh. BLESSED.

Alex said...

He was getting a grande kick in the nuts.

At least, he will get one if I ever meet him.

christopher said...

Actually, it wasn't even in a Starbucks. We were waiting outside a coffee truck. It was a bright orange colored truck though.

But then again, I don't know if orange is considered femininey. Marybee?

mary said...

Orange - not necessarily feminine, nor masculine. i have spoken.