*Snowman Thoughts*

Dangling a carrot in front of a snowman’s nose is not so much incentive, as it is torture.

Similarly harsh: threatening to punish snowmen by striking them with sticks, or as some snowmen might call them, arms.

And finally, if you’re ever lighting a fire beneath a snowman in hopes of making him melt, use coals. Just imagine someone melting you with a pile of burning eyeballs, lips, and coat buttons.

Yikes.