From The Vault

This one's an oldie but a mediocre-ie from back in my college days. I've changed the second line to make it more up-to-date.

Mutant Alien Robots From The Future

(Mutant Alien Robots From The Future look like a bunch of slackers sprawled out onstage playing video games and darts and things like that)

Announcer: And now for another episode of-

Multiple Announcers: MUTANT ALIEN ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE!

(Long pause as MARFTF’S continue playing darts and video games)

Mutant Alien Robot From The Future 1: Hey, dude, could you go to the fridge and grab me a Techno-Robot-Hyperdrink?

MARFTF2: Dude, it’s 2006. They haven’t been invented yet.

MARFTF1: Shit.

Multiple Announcers: MUTANT ALIEN ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE!

Blackout