Stop Complaining...

...about me eating you. People always say, "Oh my god, don't eat me," in an accusatory tone, like someone held them down and stuffed them in my mouth.

You wanted to get eaten by me. Deal with it.

Also, you taste awesome, and I ate you because you were delicious.

Unless I ate you because I was sad.

Discussion Topic: Are there any good reasons for me not to eat you?