Elephant Larry's Group Blog: Dark Chocolate Reeses Peanut Butter Cups Minis

Thursday, February 23, 2006

For some reason, I just bought an 11oz bag.

They're kind of fn'eh.

[Ed Note: Fn'eh is a registered trademark of Haggerty enterprises.]

Geoffrey said...: "Fn'eh" is Klingon for "Fneh."

I am a nerd!; 2:24 PM
Anonymous said...: Or is that Canadian, for F$#%ing Nasty, eh?; 4:27 PM
Anonymous said...: The people we despised in college get paid $200k a year to progressively accrete new adjectives onto the beginning and end of perfectly legitimate food items:

"Southwestern Vanilla Nacho Pudding Pockets"

and then pay more of themselves about the same amount of money to do a flawed survey saying that America's craving just that,

and then the people Stefan Debbert was in college get paid about $50k to somehow glue enough organic molecules together in the lab that they get something that has some relation to that hellacious name,

and then the people that refused to talk to us in college attractively choke them down on TV,

and then you are surprised the end point of this process is not appetizing? You're effectively eating a distilled instantiation of everything that wouldn't happen in the world if you had any control of it.

Try some straight up supporting a 19th-century-style utopian orphanage instead. Better for your kidneys.; 5:39 PM

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