Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Their House Is Probably A Wet Mess Right Now

Overheard on the way to the subway (with thanks to Biz for the good ears):

Child: I LOVE slush! It's my favorite!

Mother: NO.

2 comments:

Geoffrey said...

That is some good behavioral parenting. Skinner would be proud!

Anonymous said...

Overheard on the way home from the subway last night:

girl: NO! (in a loud piercing shriek, full of horror and loathing, such that I immediately whip my head around to see if she is being physically threatened. it turns out she is merely on her cell phone.)
girl: he asked you that? he asked you whose penis is bigger?