Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, CRY

The Japanese hit game Super Princess Peach has finally hit America, in game stores everywhere today. It's supposed to be pretty good, and is set up exactly like a side-scrolling Super Mario game.

Except, instead of Mario, you're playing as Princess Peach.

And instead of jumping on enemies, you whack them with your umbrella named Kassaa.

And instead of power ups like fire flowers, you have power ups like your emotions.

That's right, folks. Princess Peach's most aggresive attack is crying all over her enemies.

Her four actual emotions are: Joy, Rage, Gloom and Calm. Just like a real girl! [kidding, ladies, you know I love you.]

Unrelated: Baz talks about something disgusting over at The Animal Club Blog.