Bottom Four Movies

Ladies and gentlemen, the four movies who most wish they were fneh. You'll notice they appear in reverse chronological order, because I just don't believe anything new can top what came before it...they can only get added to the list.

4) Timeline. This movie was a piece of crap. I enjoyed the book very much though, since I self-consciously like Michael Crichton and everything he does. Except State of Fear. Yuck.

3) Showtime (rhymes with Timeline!). This movie was a piece of crap. I saw this one with Mr. Neal Kansy and I remember less about the movie than about Neal Kansy's face as we kept sideways glancing at each other and turning to each other after each awful joke. I developed a crush on Neal Kansy from looking at his pretty face so much, but I'm pretty much over that now.

2) At First Sight. This movie was a piece of crap. I don't even want to say anything else about it, it makes me so angry.

1) The Avengers. Holy smokes. This was the movie I saw with my family as a kind of one-last-movie to see before I went away to college forever (three weeks before my first visit home). What makes things worse is that I picked it. So my family gives me grief constantly for it. I'm OK with that, since I hate my family and nothing they say bothers me.

I'm gonna go have myself a good cry now.