1KBloodyMouse

The other day, I bought an eight fluid ounce bottle of stage blood, for personal use. In big letters on the front of the bottle it says "STAGE BLOOD" and right below that, "Zesty Mint Flavor". It is currently sitting on my desk next to my computer at home.

On my way out the door today, I accidentally knocked the (sealed, don't worry) bottle of stage blood onto the floor. I was in a rush, so didn't think to pick it up...until I remembered the mice in my apartment. They make rare appearances, but when they do, they key in on the tastiest thing that happens to be on the floor or close to it. And rip it to shreds.

So in the end I picked up the bottle of stage blood for fear of a mouse with a taste for mint chewing threw the plastic bottle and, covered in blood, scurry through my apartment.

Now THAT, I think, is deserving of the theme from "Halloween".