Tuesday, April 25, 2006

H2O

-Whenever this guy enters a home game, the Yankee Stadium PA plays the theme from the movie "Halloween." Which strikes me as funny, since a submarining* 80-mph throwing lefty is about the least scary thing I can think of.

-On Sunday, Yankee Stadium held a promotion, giving everyone in attendance a free calendar sponsored by Subway. And what Yankee representative was picked to greet the Subway representative? Why, the same submarining lefty, of course.

*To throw submarine is to throw underhand, essentially.

7 comments:

Chris Serico said...

I like that when this guy started the game at Yankee Stadium the other day, they played "Everybody Have Fun Tonight."

Mostly because Wang Chung could use the cash.

Anonymous said...

Isn't a sidearm pitch the only pitch that's killed anyone?

Geoffrey said...

Not only that, it was a Yankee who killed an Indian.

Anonymous said...

First they take their land, then they kill them with fastballs...Havent the Indians gone through enough...BLACKJACK!

Anonymous said...

"an 8 fluid ounce bottle of stage blood, for personal use"

????

I'm thinking we need more information. Or less.

Anonymous said...

"Submarined" is the longest word I can think of that doesn't contain any letter twice.

The gauntlet is thrown, nerds.
SD

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid my answer is uncopyrightable.

BAM!