Da Bills

Is it weird that I really like paying bills?

It's not that I don't like money or that I couldn't find ways to use the money I wouldn't be spending on bills if bills didn't exist. It's just that I figure "Oh, I have received a service and or good and now I must pay for it. And now that I'm done paying for it, I'm good for a whole month! Wooo!"

Now my paycheck is in, and I have paid off my credit card bill. Feels great! Now I can't wait till next paycheck, when I can eat!

I'm just kidding, Dad. I steal more than enough.