Friday, August 04, 2006

It’s So Hot Outside…

(How hot is it?!)

It’s soooo hot outside, the streets are melting!!!

Actually, not kidding. I was standing outside before waiting to cross 8th Avenue when the light changed and I went to walk. Only, I couldn’t. My feet were stuck in a pool of tar and asphalt literally liquefying beneath me.

We’re all going to die.