Friday, August 04, 2006

Lady In The Water


Whoa man. This one was bad. Unnecessarily compicated, tedious and boring, all at the same time.

The overall badness of the movie may have been exacerbated by the fact that the air conditioning was broken in the theater. But my family and I hypothesize that this was M. Night's intent all along and that he actually ordered all theaters showing LitW be stiflingly hot, to underscore his movie's theme that everyone suffers in this life.

I did enjoy the Reese's Pieces I ate.


Anonymous said...

Oh you Americans: always looking to be entertained - never willing to sweat out the truth, no matter how wonderfully disjointed, inconsistent, self-congratulatingly self-referential and exquisitely boring it may be.

THAT'S why you didn't like Lady In The Water, Geoffrey! You can't handle the truth!

Twizzlers and Snow Caps is truth.