"Cockroach eaters will have to sign waivers and still pay admission fees", said Six Flags spokesman James Taylor.
...Who also added *wink-wink* "I've seen fire and I've seen rain / I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end / There've been lonely times when I could not find a friend / But I always thought that when I speak, it sounds like when I sing / My talking and singing voice are exactly the same / And I'm the Six Flags Spokesman! / Which is kind of like being a 'Juke Box Hero' / With 'Stars in my eyes!' / I, James Taylor - Folky-Folky Icon and Six Flags Spokeman / Wish that I could write songs like Foreigner".
And then he ate a hissing cockroach, cut in line, rode TATSU and died.
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"Cockroach eaters will have to sign waivers and still pay admission fees", said Six Flags spokesman James Taylor.
...Who also added *wink-wink* "I've seen fire and I've seen rain / I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end / There've been lonely times when I could not find a friend / But I always thought that when I speak, it sounds like when I sing / My talking and singing voice are exactly the same / And I'm the Six Flags Spokesman! / Which is kind of like being a 'Juke Box Hero' / With 'Stars in my eyes!' / I, James Taylor - Folky-Folky Icon and Six Flags Spokeman / Wish that I could write songs like Foreigner".
And then he ate a hissing cockroach, cut in line, rode TATSU and died.
The End
(Of James Taylor).
-J.
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