Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I Am An Amazing Detective

Using only the power of my brain, and my ability to briefly skim the headlines on Page 6 of AM New York, I have determined the following:

Mark Foley was molested as a teen by that Amish Gunman who murdered all those girls.

Book 'em, boys.


Anonymous said...

I still can't get over when that Amish girl Lacy Benet Holloway flew that plane into Pearl Harbor and a third of the European population died.

That was sad.