Feces For Sale!!!

I’ve written about this before, so I’ll keep it brief-ish.

To celebrate the 20th anniversary of one of the worst cinematic catastrophes of our time, and in the spirit of keeping one’s mind open to the incorrect perspectives of others, I’d like to tell any and all idiot friends of mine who plan on viewing the new Transformers The Movie 20th Anniversary Special Edition, that I’d be willing to join them, effectively giving this “movie” another shot. After all, it’s been twenty years now, and if you can't come to terms with your demons, they're gonna give you indigestion.

That said, I absolutely refuse to put any money into this endeavor at all, be it in the purchasing, renting, or supplying the internet connection used to download said animated massacre.