Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Boy, I can't wait to see "The Condemned"

I was trying to decide whether I should see "Next" in the theater this weekend, or "The Condemned," and then I was all like, duh! I HAVE to see "The Condemned."

Its an all out, no holds barred action thriller from the WWE, starring Vinnie "I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!" Jones, and Steve "I can't remember a catchphrase he has off-hand" Austin. 10 of the most dangerous cons on death row get sent to a deserted island, have bombs strapped to their ankles, and are forced to murder each other live on the internet.

Not only is it a fast-paced thrill-ride, but the movie is also a fascinating comment on our entertainment obsessed cul... Aw, who cares, bring on the kill-scenes, am I right?

I recommend watching this movie while eating the new Smokin' Cheddar BBQ Doritos. At least, that's what I was doing while listening to the soundtrack on my brand-new 8 GB Sansa Mp3 Player. iPod? Just give me MY pod, and let me snack strong already while you watch me die live!


Ted said...

This just in.

DRIVE has been cancelled after 10 days.