I've been totally obsessed with the new show on Fox, Drive, for no particular reason*, so herewith, based on the three episodes that were shown over this past Sunday/Monday, I have developed the "Drive" kissing game:
- Anytime someone says any combination of the words "illegal" "underground" "cross-country" or "road-race," kiss.
- Anytime someone actually says the entire phrase, "illegal underground cross-country road-race," make-out. NOTE: You will make out at least once per episode.
- Whenever Nathan Fillion talks about his missing wife, kiss.
- Whenever someone tells Nathan Fillion, "You'll never get your wife back if you don't [blank]," kiss twice.
- If a random character getting a lot of screentime turns out to be a sinister figure part of the vast conspiracy running the illegal underground cross-country road-race**, kiss.
- If Melanie Lynskey's character (the Mom in the mini-van), acts vaguely creepy about her son, kiss.
- Whenever Dylan Baker's character dies of cancer/getting shot (probably episode 11, I'm guessing), totally hardcore f**k.
*Lies: I have a total man-crush on Nathan Fillion.
**Make out!!!
4 comments:
I 100% agree with everything you just said. Especially the Dylan "Guest Star" Baker part.
And you can't have Nathan. He's mine. He's been mine since his Caleb the super-powered killer-priest days.
I'd be pissed about him taking Xander's eye, but Xander ended up looking so damn cool with an eye patch I had to let it go.
YAY DRIVE!
wow. i had better invest in some chap-stick.
Normally, I'd try to claim a fox like Nathan Fillion for my own, but I will never stand in the way of adorable man crushes! Never!
what's hardcore fmake outk?
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